Message on the front reads:

YOUR INNER PASTA

Straight, narrow-minded, predictable spaghetti

Curly-wurly.never-knows-the-time-of-day fusilli

showy,bowy,ooh-look-at-me-aren't-I-wonderful farfalle

flat,floppy,yeah-whatever-can't-be-bothered tagliatelle

Large,thick(and ultimately stuffed) cannelloni

Do-what-you-want-to-me-then-cover-me-with-cheese macaroni

Everyone has an Inner Pasta that defines their very Being. EMBRACE your Inner Pasta and you will always be HAPPY

Message inside reads:

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