Message on front reads:

A TREAT for SOMEONE SPECIAL

With MONKEYS, the very best TREAT you
can give someone is a damned good
BACKSCRATCH. A mind-blowing
spine-tingling, ooh-just-there... yes,
YES! Kind of backscratch.
So, hey, let's pretend we're MONKEYS!
Here are my fingers... here are
my FINGERS!!
*scritch scratch scritch*